Make sure to drink a lot of water.

Tragedy struck today as an entire family perished after suffocating under a mountain of bubble wrap.

"Goddammit."

You're a damn rat bastard.

Cheers

That's a nice thought.

Damn, Bender.

Life's not fair, but Death is a real piece of shit.

I'm not really able to go there in my own head. It's like standing at the edge of a canyon—there's no way I'm taking another step.

She's gone.

Trump eats so many McDonalds burgers! Just look at his tiny greasy fingers! He's right there!

Maybe we shouldn't all lose our collective minds until we have more concrete information? She might be okay.

I'm not sure there are any more fucks.

Can I get a "Ramen" up in here?

Just Fucking No, 2016

'Ere, little good boy, don't shed no tears

These are not the dogs you are looking for.

It's kind of the inverse, actually. Larger dogs are great for apartments because of their slower metabolism. It's the smaller dogs that need the space.

Come on, buddy.

Only a master of pooping, dog.