Imagine the “shoulda kept Garappolo” takes if Hoyer has to come in and throws a game sealing interception in the final minutes.

True Pats fans right now are torn between whether to blame ESPN or Roger Goodell for this latest unfair outrage. Whatever the eventual response, I’m sure it will contain the phrase “haters.”

STOP! STOP WITH THIS!

NO ONE CARES!

GRONK LAUGH AT TOMMY FOR JAMMING ON HAND TOO HARD BECAUSE GRONK HAS DONE THAT [giggles] BUT THEN GRONK LEARN GRAVITY OF INJURY SITUATION AND NOW GRONK SAD

No, he gets sent to the pound.

No offense, but I hope the Jaguars Defense, Fournette, and Blake Bortles (lol) beat the Pats so bad that you cry and pee.

So what you like about Romo is he helped you realize how much you love Tom Brady?

Stop saying, “full stop,” Adam Savage. A period ends a sentence. We get it.

Yeah, the 85 percent of the country that has no idea what Roy Rogers is or where they’re located.

This was a bad date. She had a horrible date with a clueless guy who thought he was being sexy and hot. She was made to feel uncomfortable, and it wasn’t right.

Two phony rocket attacks in one week.

You’re fired. No disrespect.

I was once a professional athlete, pretty much still have that body, and all my hair. I’m no model, but, well, actually, when I was in grad school at NYU, I was asked to do some modeling. This is just to say that it doesn’t appear that I’m hideously ugly or anything.

My problem with this take is that I never thought Jim was supposed to be a model for how one should act in such a situation. He’s more aware of the fact that he’s working a dead-end job in a completely inappropriate work environment, which makes the audience identify with him a bit more, but his response to this…

In retrospect, it does make the “resurrection through social media footprint” in Be Right Back seem pretty quaint.

Oh look, someone trying to out-Brooker Brooker by aping his Screen Burn writing style but with all the funny removed. That takes me back to 2006.

edgy

you know it’s a TV show right?