“Hola, Amigos. I know it’s been a long time since I rapped at ya, but things have been pretty fucked up...”

Can we talk about the fact that U of Michigan accepted this guy even though he has an IQ of maybe 80? No joke here, just always astounded by how really, really dumb he is every time I hear him speak.

Look, no matter if you are talking about a starship or a modern day naval ship, there is only one active helm location at any one time. At the helm, you can control the engines and the course of the vessel. All the other crew functions include lookouts, system monitors, navigation (for complex courses), engine room…

In that moment, all things were possible. You figured that the light saber would fly to Rey, she would fight it out with Ren, then escape and the plot goes on. Just like Return of the Jedi, but earlier.

On a run: the smallest sliver of football must touch the invisible world-spanning plane for it to be a touchdown.

“I’ve never watched an episode of <Extremely long running show>” is sorta the same comment I put in the category with “I’ve never even seen Star Wars” and “I don’t even own a TV”.

“Also, since I’ve NEVER watched an episode of SNL in my life”

Why don’t you WATCH an episode?

pizza snobs are almost as bad as steak snobs. We get it, there is better pizza out there especially in a city with a huge history with pizza. But the 3 big pizza chains are not bad when you want pizza fast and cheap.

I was a political science major, and I have been doing a lot of thinking about what a Jones upset would mean. It’s pretty significant, and requires a fair amount of nuanced thinking. So I apologize in advance if this gets kind of dense and long, but here’s the analysis of someone who studies and thinks about this…

People like you are wildly successful at virtue-signaling over jokes ... yet somehow I suspect have never once found occasion to challenge any actual IRL child abuse.

I’m so fed up with these Republicans. I’m really pissed off about the softball game shit earlier in the year, nobody had the balls to once say why that guy did what he did, but I knew exactly why he did it. It was fucking OBVIOUS why he did it. This shit is why he did it, McConnell and this 1.5 trillion dollar…

That (pretty bad) movie’s a particularly off-putting example of her work in front of the camera, in my opinion, and not necessarily representative.

Pretty sure you can already tell a 4chan user by their scent, onion-assisted or no

Jesus Christ, the amount of virtue-signaling on this site is becoming intolerable. We get it, we should be aware and empathetic towards people not like us. Now get the fuck out of our way and let us enjoy watching a cranky old jew with no filter attempt to navigate through his increasingly petty,…

The autism stuff was in no way offensive, nor ‘uncomfortable’, in my opinion.

I’m pretty tired of reading complaints about Larry David’s jokes on gays, autists, or Hispanics. I, myself am a gay autistic Hispanic, and, I don’t give a shit (only one of those is actually true). Look, Larry tells a lot of politically incorrect jokes which are varying degrees of funny, and, I’d appreciate it if you…

“Earlier this month, we reported that Harvey Weinstein had apparently hired an army of investigators at some point last year”

I’m pretty sure Ronan Farrow did the bulk of the actual reporting. You guys just reported on the publication of his report. 

What if your nephew was like, “I’m not sure I’m even gonna vote. These people are both bad” on election day. But then the day after the election he wrote a blog on deadspin about how we’re all fucked because Trump won? What should I say to this specific type of shithead nephew?

Depends on who you voted for. I voted Hillary and actually enjoyed this article, even if it’s not satirical. It’s a good balance to this site and all of the other Post-Gawker sites.