hippotamotologist
hippotamotologist
hippotamotologist

This is the kind of thing that warms my cold dead black cynical heart.  

The citizens of Portland would argue that the team was cool 5 years ago but is totally mainstream now and lost their spirit.

imagine if she DIDN’T tell them where the truck was... and returned to ask them. She should’ve let them sweat it out a bit. Stealing it back was genius.

Should an adult really need to be told not to take a customer’s car for their own errands?

I mean, the schlub at the bottom used her truck for a Lowe’s run. He deserved to be fired.

Wow, the dealership took responsibility. I did not see that coming.

Its unplayable on most other TVs. No input lag on CRTs.

He made millions for his school and hundreds of thousands for his coach. He at least deserves not to be in debt because of his attendance at Michigan State. 

I’ll never understand how the police only “fear for their lives”when it comes to Black people.

As long as White people think that the police will protect them from the imaginary race war/purge, they don’t give a single nut fuck about footage of a sleeping man being shot to bits by a bunch of psychotic cops.

Wow. You seem tremendously fucking dumb.

Draymond being tossed out of a game might have cost the Warriors a title

Nah, man. I’m a biased Purdue fan here, but watch the video again—there is very clear and substantial hip-to-hip contact on Carsen’s follow-through. That’s a foul everytime. Think that’s unfair? Check out the second video below, where Purdue’s guard gets called for his leg barely brushing Tennessee shooter’s on the

Short version: their fans.

it’s a matter of principle

Just a gentle reminder to commenters that Cards Against Humanity is an extremely progressive, charitable company that supports lots of awesome causes and has been making a very active, vocal effort to encourage humor that “punches up, not down.” (And IMO, the game itself is very fun as long as you play with the right

Canadians! They’re just as horrible as everybody else.

I mean, I hate being one of those people that reacts to a piece of media without experiencing it myself, but that Just Break Up podcast sounds like it’s run by toxic narcissists.

I don’t think it’s the pitchers so much that have to hurry up. It’s the hitters. I hate it when a batter steps out of the box to readjust his gloves, helmet, jock and every single other piece of equipment he has on his body AFTER EVERY SINGLE FUCKIN’ PITCH even if he didn’t swing at it! Get the fuck back into the box