Or, you could die.

It would be nice if we could collectively establish what we should be doing even if we ultimately acknowledge that we can’t afford to do it. Doing nothing sucks. Climate change deniers need to be put in their place.

Oh ignore him, take a look at his most recent comment right before the one to you. Not worth it.

The guys who are fixated on making me squirt are not the same guys making me cum.

As someone who has been experiencing this phenomena for years before it was a mainstream “thing” I would say that it’s a mix. I follow that old adage of pee after sex, and there’s no way I would have a full bladder after a highly pleasurable bed soaking session. I do not chug water and I’m actually probably…

Salt water has a lower freezing point, maybe?

Goddamnit! It’s me, or the animation is really impressive here? And I mean everything, the water, the characters, the soil, the leaves, the elks... Everything seems to be a step ahead in terms of quality. Has Disney developed some new breakthrough in animation? Also, this is a masterclass in putting together a teaser…

There, everything looks so much better when you throw a few primary colors at it.

Nah, but see, he SAYS it’s not unwelcome to LGBT people despite the church saying “LGBT can’t be spiritual leaders”. Surely there’s nothing more welcoming than “you can’t be a good Christian leader because of what God made you.” Can’t you just feel God’s love radiating from that homophobia? Ahhhhh, relaxing.

So I’m not shocked at all that the response doesn’t include any real denial of Page’s criticism.

Just like Magic in the 90's, looks like no one wants to go near him.

Agree on Russ. Klay’s inclusion over Gobert was surprising too–he’s been back to normal (i.e. an All-Star) the past two or three weeks, but he scuffled for a good 25-30 games. Both Russ & Klay got in on reputation over Gobert, which blows. 

I find Russ’s bricklaying and padded rebound stats much worse than Aldridge’s selection.  But that’s besides the point; Rudy should’ve gotten in.

Rudy got interviewed for a feature while getting a pedicure and has a lightning bolt etched into his hair. He doesn’t give a fuck what Ballkicker & Permanent Veteran’s Minimum Injury Insurance Claim thinks.

He’s got the best win shares in the league, lost a spot to Russ’s bricks, and missed out a bonus that’s 46% of…

And to top it all off, he’s super nice. 

Yes, age discrimination should be legal.

Mostly it’s because so much football commentary is absolute garbage, and it’s refreshing to hear a human being effectively explaining complex shit in a simple way. We just suffered through a terrible MNF booth that seemed more interested in bringing “debate” into the broadcast over, ya know...just telling us what the…

I got like 800 stars for singing Romo’s praises in the Deadspin post on Monday (just stating that because THAT’S A LOT and to confirm any assumption of Romo-bias). I don’t enjoy him because he’s got some kind of second-sight; he’s just a much better color commentator than I’m used to. Even other competent ones like…

I’m not so much in awe of how he can do the things he can do in the booth, such as predict plays.  I understand that the guy was an NFL QB very recently and a pretty darn good one at that.  I’m more amazed at how shitty every other color commentator is in comparison and I’m pissed I didn’t get to listen to a Tony…

Radio play-by-play guys are the best and always will be, TV broadcast will always be second to that. Tony is a good TV guy and Chris Collinsworth is the worst. Somewhere in between them fall the others.