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Sold out?

Sold out?

This is the most amazing ad I’ve ever seen. Thank you for sharing.

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So wait! You’re telling me the dream of making our own silly custom messes will be happening? YAY!

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I’m a bit torn on it personally, but if it gets the youngins excited and creating silly videos like this one, then I’m all for it.

Poor lovable Grandpa Dirk got lost out there on defense. Awww. =(

Great idea, I’m sure it’s fun. Who cares if it’s a copy or derivative of something else. The most important thing here is how cringe-worthy this trailer is. Holy wow. I can feel my crippling depression seeping back in after watching that.

This seems off on many levels. If we ignore the idea of basic sportsmanship and just think about if the top player in the world held the top 20 slots... would that feel right? These ranking systems that exist in almost every sport/game/anything are meant to order individual people in a meaningful way. You can’t be

Yes... even [advertisement] is sexier than Blake.

Monopoly? 6th? Anything other than last? List invalid.

Saw this 15 minutes ago. Was trying to figure out what I was doing wrong. Awwww. Cry cry. Thanks for posting anyway.

Saw this 15 minutes ago. Was trying to figure out what I was doing wrong. Awwww. Cry cry. Thanks for posting anyway.

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Because the info is listed nowhere in the text:
Platforms: PlayStation 4, Nintendo Switch, Microsoft Windows, Macintosh operating systems”

Hey wait a sec... are we not going to talk about the 3 guys on the Michigan bench all playing with their shriveling testicles at the same time? (Yes. I was looking.)

Y’all do realize that Dunkey is known for editing together unrelated clips in order to portray himself as doing much better than it seems... it is very unlikely most of these clips are from the same games.

Star Realms is lovely. Once you get people hooked on the two-player game you can collect all those people and have much bigger battles. Lots of multiplayer variations and opportunities for house rules. It’s become the new game-night default choice over the last few months.

!! Star Realms !!
I found Star Realms after doing a little research for a better/cheaper deck building game than Dominion or Ascension. Absolutely love it. Every time I’ve introduced this game to someone it seems they run out and buy it soon after. Games are relatively quick and fast-moving, they change each time, and

All these last second trade deals make me grin. It’s like the slacker kids in high school that wait until the last second to finish their homework... only to realize they actually messed up and have no time to fix it.

Yep. They feel they have better things to do than bothering to practice free throws. Has nothing to do with “largeness” and everything to do with what they choose to spend real time practicing.
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Step 1: You don’t bother.
Step 2: Move along.