I’ll buy it. Thank you.

They could do it in the 80's and 90's, they can do it today.

The LAST THING ANYBODY NEEDS IS A WHITE MEDUSA WITH DREADS. I WILL FIGHT YOU.

I feel sorry for the american people. But you voted for those crooks.

Maybe work the word ‘wounded’ or ‘recovering’ or something like that into the headline, Mr. Headline Guy?

No, because most of us speak English. He wasn’t threatening him.

Didn’t read it as a threat, but a comment on how the MLB needs to look at its disciplinary policies for throwing a ball 100mph at someone’s head. It’s not okay and needs to be stopped. You could end someone’s career or even paralyze or kill them with one pitch all because they flipped a bat or took too long admiring…

a pitcher throws a ball 100 mph at player’s heads. why is it so outrageous for a batter to use his tool for the same purpose?

I didn’t hear it as a veiled threat. I heard it as him rightly complaining about the meaningless suspension MLB gave Barnes.

Because the info is listed nowhere in the text:
“Platforms: PlayStation 4, Nintendo Switch, Microsoft Windows, Macintosh operating systems”

They finally came across some drafts they can handle.

You should clean the shelves. Or don’t clean them at all and make sure nobody leave their fingers on them.

Make free throws and you get to play in the 4th quarter.

Rarely do you see such an overwhelming physical presence paired with such a juvenile, petty, and ineffectual emotional one. He would make a great inspiration for one of those ‘kid gets morphed into an adult due to magic/quirk/time travel/horrific accident’ movies if he was just a bit/infinitely more pleasant.

There was a new Kirby game just last year.

Man, sometimes, well a lot of times, it really feels like Penny Arcade doesnt care anymore.

I guess brown is a good color for a curly-furred animal that never gets its ass wiped?

For folks questioning “How the heck does this work?”

Saheeli Rai and Kitty are on the battlefield at the same time

You just go into the Mcdonalds and say you want to buy the Happy Meal toys. They’ll sell them to you directly.