There’s also difference between toes (and injuries, for that matter).

Here’s a fact: big men who play through broken toes and feet wind up fucking themselves up more. Ask Bill Walton and Kevin McHale. Here’s another fact: the universe of people who care about whether your girlfriend’s act of toughness potentially impaired the future health of her feet is a lot smaller than the universe…

So you think Ovechkin is tough for playing off a dead leg, but Griffin is a little child for not being able to push through a debilitating injury to a integral part of the act of running and jumping.

Baseball umpires are the worst referees of any major sport.

“Sorry, wait, who the fuck are the Atlanta Hawks?”

Didn’t they blow a 28-3 lead to the Patriots?

the giant shipworm feeds of noxious gasses produced in the mud, and like other brands of shipworm, it recruits bacteria to seek out nourishment.

It blows my mind that the NBA has a team in Oklahoma and not in Seattle.

Fun fact: Technically, I am from the same species as John Wall, so that’s neat.

Porzingis Shows Dingus His Finguhs

They didn’t find him innocent. They found him not guilty. There’s a huge difference

And people laughed at me for not dropping him from my fantasy team.

I wish I could parry two feet away, let alone half a mile.

I can’t be the only one who thinks that that particular blue and that particular silver look horrendous together, right??

“Camps? I think he meant centers.” - Sean Spicer

I work for a big landscape company in Chicago, and this is all pretty common stuff. It’s first come first serve for tagging trees (there’s not a “locking tag” for trees. You just walk around with someone at a nursery, say point to the one you want, and they throw a little plastic tag on a branch saying it’s spoken…

I don’t watch too many music videos, but I find this one utterly fascinating.

Not even something I’d be tempted to revisit later. There are much better videos. One of my favorites:

Sorry... I am just not that impressed.

I think we’re acknowledging the facts: