Taking a page out of the Syracuse playbook, and as an act of contrition for my impure thoughts and deeds in the past, I have decided that I will not allow myself to have sex with Kate Upton in 2015.

Syracuse football has had a meaningful postseason ban for years.

But you MODIFY the way things work. So yeah it's mod.

That's a modification though.

The Heat eventually would eventually get two shots off to end the game, but neither went in.

uhhh.... "one of these things is not like the other... he's waaaay fucking fatter."

solid effort, but still not as dumb as calling that slant on 2nd and goal from the one with marshawn lynch in the backfield.

The Nugs' only chance of salvaging the season is another scathing Arnovitz article. They always win 7 of the next 8 when one of those comes out.

I think they got schizophrenia and video games mixed up.

I feel like this game is trying to say something about the pointlessness of our self-obsession and the brevity of youthful beauty. Aren't we all just skeletons walking around a graveyard taking selfies?

It's probably a hamfisted attempt to stop teams from bringing in male pros in drag but didn't want to come out and say it so they do something even dumber instead.

The logic is that some women feel excluded from esports due to the bro culture and rampant sexual harassment. The all-women esports tournament is intended to welcome women into the community in a way they would feel safe. In a perfect world it wouldn't be necessary, but we don't live in a perfect world.

I guess Russell Wilson wasn't the only person who didn't realize that someone in a Marshawn Lynch jersey was right behind them.

Pete Carroll lost that entire locker room with that call. No way those guys ever trust him again. The Seahawks run is done.

I meant Clash of Clans sorry.
I was referring specifically to that stupid ad with Liam Neeson.

It blows my mind that we now live in a time and age where shitty mobile games that are nothing buy money sinks and not fun (Castle Crashers, this game etc) have enough income to be able to afford spending millions of dollars in a Superbowl ad as well as paying some high profile people to be in them.

Good to see that "Hey, look at these breasts! Now go play Microtransactions: The Game!" is still a hilariously effective marketing strategy.

They really should have spent the $40 million dollars on actually making a game, and not advertising a money sink.

Hm, that's probably it.

I thought I was tripping bowls when the dancing trees came out. I approve of anything that makes me feel like I'm high when I'm not actually high.