hippotamotologist
hippotamotologist
hippotamotologist

nobody ever claimed Pop was human

This kid needs to watch some game tape on Harden to learn how to properly get out of the way of a fast break.

Game I would like you to cover: Nidhogg.

This is dumb and I cannot stop laughing.

Force = Acceleration x UMass

When it gets below 10%, they get hired by ESPN.

I recommend that any person who does analysis or predictions in the media (politics, sports, Hollywood rumors, whatever) should have a permanent tally of what they got right or wrong. This should be displayed by their name any time they make an appearance or are referenced. Once they fall below 50%, they are labeled

I think if someone in the media says something like this there should be some form of retribution for being wrong. Like we should bring the stockades back solely for this purpose.

I'm just saying, it'd make a better halftime show. That's all.

Reporter: Kevin why did you sign with Nike? Was it about the money and security?
KD: No. I did it to directly spite god 300 million times. Next question.

"Puppy Bowl??? That's a real thing???"

"I'm just here so I won't get fined"

"I'm only here cause I'm fine"

I can't wait for the puppy bowl myself.

So you guys showed Katy Perry your Super Bowl commercial, eh?

yes, I fell for it too at work.

You'd think someone this upset about the OK City bombing would focus on players endorsing Vans.

Lil B is taking this beef to a whole 'nother level.

All Day I Dream About Salvation

I don't know why but when I am at work and I see NSFW I just can't help but click it.