Back when I lived in Minneapolis there was a huge bowling alley that had one of those video jukeboxes that would play whatever songs chosen on the TVs over everyone’s alley. The available selections there were generally awful pop, but for some reason they had this lovely song. One of my favorite things ever was when I…

No because then you have to spend the first 30 minutes grinding up to get where you want to test... and then you get to try something once.. and then you might need to wait for another 5 minutes or so between trials. Plus AIs are sadly dumb... and blahblahblah.

I’m sure there will be plenty of “non-legal” streams to be found online, at least I hope so.

...but what about the water dodge at the end of the clip! I find that even more impressive. Man is a ninja.

tl;dr

Yeah I’ll need to look up a synopsis someday on both books.. maybe it’s more fun that way.

Yeah I loved Snow Crash and some of his other work... but this just seemed like an excuse to spew too much info out. Couldn’t find anything fun about it. Made me sad the longer I tried to read it.

Or... you know... you could just sweep the crumbs into a napkin like the rest of the civilized world. Or ::gasp:: the floor.

Cryptonomicon and Jonathan Strange... the 2 books I started and never finished.... and I’ll plow through some bad ones. These were just not compelling and frankly boring... from start to the 75% I made it through. Well-written perhaps... but there was nothing going on and nothing to connect to. Infinite Jest on the…

“Well son, our romance began on Kinja... “

Came here to post this... such an amazing movie. My (obviously-not-for-much-longer) girlfriend was recently “meh” at the suggestion of watching this moving together soon. It made my soul sad.

Open. The. Box.

The hell is that policy? What? Huh?

After numerous failed experiments (hot dogs inside burgers? newp), I’ve found that mixing a little bit of panko into the burger meat make them a lot of fun. Sometimes I put a lot of extra on the outside before frying them up. The little bit of crunchy texture satisfies the “charred meat” part of the brain quite…

Yep. I’m sad it wasn’t a bear... but the replayability of this clip made up for it.. a little.

“single best joke I’ve ever heard on a show made for kids.”

No Android, don’t care. =\

Sorry this isn’t a real Animal Crossing game. -=\

Psst. That’s the joke.

Just wanted to give a big thanks to Stephen for voicing many of our concerns so well, and pushing so hard to try and get a worthwhile answer. Posting the transcript was very helpful as well. Very open and well-done journalism.