I actually was raped. So fuck off.

A serious question: how do you trust again after this happens to you?

I saw her on Wendy Williams and she coughed through the whole interview like a crackhead.

I’m not an atheist. I’m a medium. I don’t believe the soul dies, but that doesn’t mean atheists aren’t entitled to their beliefs the same way I’m entitled to mine.

So it’s basically crackffeine?

Why is the progress we’ve made *decades* ago constantly threatened?

I never did get that “weave-your-own-crown-of-thorns” badge. *flicks tears away*

I don’t see what Jesus has to do with learning how to navigate through the woods. Unless you get lost and pray to him and then he shows you the way... (a.k.a. nothing happens and you die in the woods all alone because you relied on a deity to save you instead of figuring shit out for yourself).

Actually, upon reflection, prison isn't enough justice for me either. Read what the female Bonobo apes do to rapists. That's justice.

Serious question: what real consequences can Cosby face besides prison? Is that on the table now? ‘Cuz a ruined reputation isn’t enough justice for me.

Since when does fweeting (“fighting” + tweeting) make you hard? Both of them are on that ‘dur, let’s fight on the internetz’ ish. ‘Dur, i’mma have my ghostwriter make a song about you’ ish. Basically stuff Taylor Swift does.

I LUUUUUUUHVE this show. I can’t believe it’s on Lifetime! The co-creator (Shapiro) worked on The Bachelor for 3 years and after reading her experience, she’s basically Rachel. Not only that, but a lot of the crazy stuff on the show has been rumored to have happened on other reality shows. I thought this show was…

Thank you for not only writing this poem but deciding we should all be able to read (laugh at) it. I’m just drunk enough to be making weird Ellen Degeneres hiss-giggle noises!

I’m surprised she doesn't hire another person to breathe for her.

But who has time for that? She has to watch her nannies watch North!

Why do you keep spoiling this book for me with headlines about Atticus being racist?!

If is this a dilemma for you, you’re lucky.

I don’t like that they are all throwing rocks and then hiding their hands behind their back. 5 minutes ago: “blah, blah, blah.” Now: “I never said blah, blah, blah! How dare you!” None of them ever apologize, instead they claim what they said was “taken out of context.” Either stand by your words or apologize for…