It's Lifetime. Nothing on that network tries besides UnReal.

Please don’t make me think about what it looks like.

They should teach sex ed classes to those too old to know better.

I heard that nursing homes typically have a male “stud” and the women take turns, er...riding him. Don’t ask me for receipts because I can’t remember where I heard it.

She def doesn’t because if she did, they wouldn't be together. That's tacky af.

I have a bad habit of asking my partner if I’m the most attractive person they’ve dated. It’s vain and they always say “no.” But seriously, can’t they just lie and pretend for like a minute?

The footage is damning with the edits. Whatever they are hiding is probably even worse.

I think he wants a drinking buddy with lady parts.

Silly rabbit. Water is for kids.

I’ve been hearing about Blake’s drunken infidelities for two years (...in blind items...) She cheated on him, but I bet he cheated on her first.

imb Lready drunq onn him.

Don’t hurt my brain with those big words.

I don’t feel you because I’d like to feel him.

I couldn’t get through this whole video. I started crying after she began screaming. This footage damning evidence (I’m surprised it was released to the public). He couldn’t tell her why she was being arrested. I get why Sandra was annoyed with him, it was her first day of work and he was making her late. Sandra…

Her mixtapes are way better than her LPs.

I disagree. It creeps me out. Why can't the kid just do normal kid stuff, like playing?

I don’t think violence solves anything in most situations...but, I don’t know anymore. We tried the MLK way and even he, who advocated for peace, was murdered. I read a book recently about slavery and there were patrols at night that consisted of white men. Their job was to inflict violence against black people who…

I followed her Twitter closely for her coverage of Ferguson because the news was parroting the police department. She did good work there and put herself on the front lines to find the truth, which is what a decent reporter/human being does.

Ugh, I need to watch this ep. One-night-stand-Luanne is entertaining. But I wouldn't go on vacay with her. Not trying to get killed by the strays she brings home.

These little babies want to have his baby instead. Weird.