I’ve observed that most people seem to think that hosting a party is the same as attending the party... and that can lead to a pretty sucky event.

I vow to enter a room like this girl more often

She’s the wife and mother of the kids.

You are supposed to wear a horse mask while doing these?

He see’s it and is saying “oh no, I can’t get up and deal with this because I have no pants on...”

Fun fact: the rocks in Central Park are some of the oldest surface rocks on the planet. Exposed by retreating glaciers some ten thousand years ago, the rocks are as much as a billion years old.

Semi-Related: Telephone/Utility poles across the US are also uniquely numbered.

Also, make sure your guests know about the donation ahead of time; no one likes fiscal surprises.

If it’s important, they’ll leave a voice mail.

Going to continue my rule of just not answering phone calls if I’m not expecting them.

Drugs, made by school teachers!

Yeah it’s similar to how Airborne’s shtick is that it was invented by a school teacher. Actually, I would prefer a drug developed by chemists.

“Designed for gamers by gamers.”

What worked for me is realizing that I am trading my labor for every purchase I make. Figure out how much your job pays your per hour (after taxes). If it’s $20, and you are contemplating a $200 purchase, ask yourself, “Is this item worth 10 hours working?” If the answer is “no”, don’t buy it.

Step 1 - ignore the left side of this site.

The thing is the Neato has been around for years. It has been consistently less costly than the shitty Roombas of the time, and functioned as a TRUE autonomous vacuum cleaner with actual suction power.

The thing is the Neato has been around for years. It has been consistently less costly than the shitty Roombas of…

Eh, I’m not sure I can buy this. Feeling like someone is using you for emotional support all the time is incredibly draining. It also can feel incredibly selfish, particularly when the person never asks how you are despite going to you for emotional support all the time. There is a fine line between expressing your…

God bless you. I’m at work and can’t view the video. And, regardless of where i am, i can’t stand lazy “journalism” that only links to someone else’s video and hard work.

For those who can’t view the video at work (or wherever)...