Yes, by all means, all of those people who are concerned about practicalities like health care and jobs will be better served by the President who gets rid of the ACA and starts a trade war with Mexico/China/everyone.

They could’ve hired a black model.

Be fair. After all those years of marriage, he suddenly realized something was missing from her.

People called Gigi Hadid racist for mocking a cookie, Zayn assured them that she isn’t, and then people got mad at him.

“Sit your fuckin’ ass down! Sit your fuckin’ ass down! I’m talking, bitch. So sit your fucking ass down!” The rest of the audience loves this, so he keeps going and going, like the Energizer bunny’s haggard older brother.

Third rule in Latino families: leave your wife after she donates her organs to you.

Prince George also has far better self-control.

“Artist’s rendering of White House transition of power. Image via Kensington Palace/The British Monarchy.”

I was gonna say... did this fucking moron just call SNL, a live comedy skit show, “Fake News”?

Do the old gimmick of having Trump look in the mirror. Baldwin plays Trump; Rosie O’Donnell plays the reflection.

So, no one told him that SNL isn’t ‘news’? I mean, they do Weekend Update...so I can see how one could be confused...

I read an article yesterday about cross-gender casting (specifically regarding the Spicer sketch, but it gave a nice little rundown of how men-dressed-as-women is a go-to for yuks), which rightly pointed out that there’s an extra bite to the rabid press monkey being portrayed by a woman. I love it. I wallow in how…

okay, now we NEED Rosie to play Bannon...

So..... SNL is going to have all the Trump people played by someone of the opposite sex now, right? I’d pay to see Leslie Jones as Ben Carson. Or Aidy Bryant as Steve Bannon.

I remember Anthony Bourdain being very vocal about how immigrants are the backbone of the service industry in America and restaurants would fail colossally if they didn’t have access to immigrant labour.

Saw the headline and was totally relieved this wasn’t a “JESUS TELLS US NOT TO TIP IMMIGRANTS” type post.

There are few industries that rely on and benefit more from immigrant labor than the restaurant industry. I think it’s a good idea for restaurant owners to remind their diners of that fact and to advocate for their employees. And for themselves, as obviously restaurants are owned and operated by immigrants, just…

Our worst fears are now realized. All Trump’s supporters have become so white they are now transparent. There are millions of them in attendance today, you just can’t see them.

I can see you