At this point, I suspect ISIS would claim responsibility for my flat tire this morning.

The Beyoncé/Kim Kardashian feud supposedly continues though I’m sure at least one of those people has got better things to do.

That settles it then.

My 16 year old daughter died on May 29th of this year.

If there is an after life, I like to think Carrie is chiding her mother saying “Jesus, could you not even give me 24 hours before you stole my limelight?!”

I saw this from Patton Oswald’s twitter, and I agree, I think Carrie spoke through this person.

I’m not the religious sort, but sending alllll the most loving, comforting, warm vibes in the direction of Todd and Billie right now.

I’m babysitting a lovely tabby, and he’s mostly a sweetheart and does things like sleep curled up in my arms. Though this morning, he decided to sing the song of his people and claw things. Now he’s purring and nudging me.

Um, those are suspiciously innocent eyes. Have you made sure kitty doesn’t have access to all your passwords/credit cards?

Oh my god I’m losing it over here. I love how it always ends with licking. Like maybe they were just having a really long drawn-out negotiation about the cleaning schedule?!

I feel you, Julianne. This little shit won’t let me pack up my shit so I can move. He’s lucky he’s so cute.

My cats have been chatting with each other a lot today. One makes a noise and the other jumps off my lap and runs over to them and then they make noises back and forth. I am pretty sure I’ll be dead by nightfall.

I too turn into a whiny eating machine between November and February. I never shit in a box though.

Let us assume that Couple A invest a total of $70,000 in their daughter’s 529, but they do it at the rate of $14,000 a year for the first five years of her life. Couple B decides to superfund and puts in the whole $70,000 in the beginning.

I think you’re operating under a false assumption, Tad. You’re assuming that nobody is smarter than you and nobody has information that you could learn from. While it’s undoubtedly true that a lot of these “courses” are a waste of time, only a fool would completely close his/her mind to the possibility that somebody…

So what you’re saying is that putting off this course has ALREADY saved me $47. Why do I need to beat procrastination again?

Eh, I’ll check it out later...

Situps and crunches are bad exercises. They minimally engage your abdominal muscles, and mostly activate hip flexors, which puts a lot of tension on your lower back when you are laying down and can cause injury. My trainer advised that it is in most people’s best interest to never do situps or crunches again and to…