I live in Columbus. We have the second highest Somali population in the United States. If white people don’t have to claim responsibility for Dylan Roof or James Holmes or Robert Deer or any of the countless white people that commit violent crimes, they don’t have to either. This feels so raw to me, as I live about a…

I have divorced parents and in-laws. I’ve got this shit down.

You can do this in Toronto, minus a shitty company holiday party! The Royal Ontario Museum has heeeeella dinos and has a “Friday Night Live” series twice a year where they also bring in booze and DJs. NOT BAD.

My department just sent out our holiday party invite one week in advance (strike one) for a potluck (strike two) at 12:30 pm (strike three) on a Wednesday (you’re soooo out). Who is going to go to that? No one, that’s who. What even is that? That’s just being forced to bring extra pack lunch for your coworkers on a…

I would go to this. Your coworkers must be real fucking dicks to not want to get sloppy Insta photos with dinos.

Wow, an exception so cool I hadn’t even thought of it. Your bosses are very good.

But I need as many opportunities as possible to wear my Wreath Witherspoon wreath dress!

Fridays (if your bosses are chill) or Thursdays (if your bosses are nerds)

...or risk spending one of the best Saturdays of the year drinking your homemade eggnog alone...

While nobody’s debating that Leo’s a douche, including Leo himself apparently, people who try to police the phone use of others are generally assholes.

Not to be a jerk, but why does he suck? Yes, he bangs models. All the models. And his nonprofit may have slipped into some shady business in the last few years. But he’s passionate about saving the world and does good movies. He also loves his mom, doesn’t that count for something?

Get off your fucking phone and say hi to the great Lily Tomlin! = I’m hanging out with an icon so you’ll have to acknowledge me!

Does Kathy think these stories make her sound good? She just sounds like a fucking asshole, over and over.

I am the proud owner of volumes 1,2 & 3 of the Russian Criminal Tattoo Encyclopedia. Let me tell you, I had no idea of the levels of antisemitism running amok in Russia at that time until I opened up those books. I mean, really, really awful stuff.

HOW does he think there is any way he won the popular vote? He is somehow claiming that he totally legitimately won, but also that it was rigged.

She is all of us madly in love at 19.

When I was a little girl Princess Leia was my idol. I think I dressed up as her 3 Halloweens in a row. As an adult I’m grateful that my idol has held up.

I should also point out that in the acknowledgments, she dedicates this book to Melissa Mathison, Ford’s second wife.

She is such a badass. If y’all haven’t watched her comedy special (I think it came out last year or a couple years ago?) I would definitely recommend it. She’s so real.

Oh that besotted gaze. It hurts my heart a little to even see it.