This is actually what I want and what I’ve told my husband I want. You can get a Bios Urn to use your ashes to nourish one of the trees they offer or any kind you want if you find your own tree seed.

Not sure about that device, but I would like these shoes for Christmas.

Penises are like dowsing rods for music?

I agree with you 100%. I discovered Indefinitely Wild a couple months ago before I went on my first solo camping trip, and it was a huge help.

Kalluminati!

My husband and I chose “so long as love shall last” because we had a handfasting ceremony for our wedding, and that’s a common phrase for that type of event. It felt more apt for our relationship.

Reason number #427 why I couldn’t be a world leader: If a cat sauntered over to my podium while giving almost any speech, I would have to pause long enough to pet said cat.

I was cooking dinner for me, my husband, and our friend several years ago. It was the first time I was cooking for a guest, and I overcooked the rice vermicelli when making one of those rice mixes. Instead of doing the normal thing (tossing the burnt food and starting a new mix), I burst into tears. Nothing says…

Mixed with guacamole?

When I was in junior high (and later in high school), we had to carry assignment notebooks. In every class, we had to write down our homework, including readings and assignments due. Our parents had to sign that day’s assignments every single night to show that they knew what was due. It was frustrating all around:…

That was upsetting, as was the part where she offered him pornography and he said, no, she’s more attractive than any porn star anyway. I might even believe those were things that someone trying to be very flattering might say, except that he doesn’t seem to be able to communicate with any other facilitator.

It’s at least a southern thing and not just a Texas thing. I’m in WV, and one of my nieces (age 9) has been cheering for about three years now. There are some cheer teams associated with gymnastic centers, but I believe her team is associated with the local peewee football team. She has a great time cheering, and it…

Ugh yes. I’m a librarian, and modern librarians have more than passing knowledge of how computers work. So many (usually male) students give me “advice” on how to make the computers run more quickly. Sorry, darlings: I have no control over how quickly our remote servers can process traffic.

There are some liberal pockets in KY, like Lexington and Louisville (which are also major university cities). I have a number of friends from when I attended UK in Lexington who are absolutely devastated by the election results. Most of the people I know who love Appalachia and want to see it thrive and grow are…

Here in WV, we have Early Voting that is available to everyone. For eleven days (starting fourteen days before election day), you can go to your county courthouse during regular business hours—plus 8am-5pm on Saturdays—to vote. You can also qualify for absentee voting if “work hours and distance from the county seat…

As AlsoRyanSeacrest mentioned, it was Noah Galloway from last season who called off his engagement. You may know Noah Galloway as the guy who was shown in all those pictures going around Facebook for how it was a disgrace that Caitlyn Jenner was picked over him for the ESPY Courage award, even though ESPN never said…

Am I not a True Feminist because I’m not a lesbian, or am I actually a True Lesbian because I’m a feminist? When did these become interchangeable terms?

This actually isn’t a particularly scary story, but it’s appropriate for this post about spooky occurrences.

I completely understand your frustration. It’s astonishing that the bar is so low that “I won’t allow sexual harassment with interns!” is an actual talking point.

I believe this is a subtle nod to the actions of his predecessor, who had to step down after his own scandal.