Awwww shit fire up those old cab driver jokes because they just got a new lease on life, boys!

I don’t disagree with that, but the sense I”m getting from this is that they seem willing, and perhaps even enthusiastic, about doing something blatantly terrible that doesn’t seem to really benefit them without a lot of really roundabout thinking, simply to keep them in a moral grey area. Like... if they just killed…

It’s not all bad, though! You do have a whole lot of meth!

That’s true. The cockroaches the size of Shetland ponies count as Floridians. It would be wrong to disparage them.

I was thinking the same thing.

Now I’m picturing the opening scenes from “Up!”; only viewing all the photos and memories through the letter writer’s eyes and with the albums having annotations of all the excuses he told her - like “grad school Big Brother/Big Sister promo shoot”.

You know, I’ve seen that episode in reruns half a dozen times and never realized that was Katy Perry. It turns out, I actually have no idea what Katy Perry looks like. Huh.

There was a brief time in my life when I was lying to my parents about a lot of things, and I simply deactivated my Facebook page and then acted like it was a super mature thing to not have a FB page. If there’s no page for him, there’s no evidence for her to easily find if the guy is in another country and they don’t…

The feeling of personal power that comes from manipulating emotions. “Look how many women I can fool into wanting me! I am a GOD!”

I agree, I’ve seen enough examples of willful blindness with respect to infidelity that this is plausible.

What’s next, photos of kids being born, because he’s an advocate for the college health center’s birthing rooms?

And even then, he’ll just convince her that his wife oops, *fiancee* is pregnant.

I disagree— you can’t make stuff like this up. It’s too ridiculous.

I was just about to type those same words before I read your comment.

This is so far-fetched I’m guessing we’re being trolled.

What’s next, photos of kids being born, because he’s an advocate for the college health center’s birthing rooms? After that, kindergarten graduation photos of him, the kid, and the “ex”?... Because, reasons..

I have cookie crumbs on my boobs for slothfulness awareness. Really though, just found out I have a brca 1 mutation, it’s pretty scary. This “helpful” reminder is really bugging me for some reason. How about we solve the whole cancer problem, THEN people can go around making us all aware of the progress. You know,…