She’s not in solitary. Not since April or May.

It’s ho. A hoe is a gardenIng implement.

Minute Maid is frozen orange juice concentrate in a can that you can add warm water to (you have to cut it with water, like cocaine is cut with baby laxatives) so you can have some juice ‘made in a minute’. Yeah, it’s gross. Probably why nobody drinks orange juice anymore.

So, you called the cops, right? And now MIL and FIL are in jail, right? Right??? Please tell me you called the cops.

This is the funniest thing I have read in like ten years—-the bunny rabbit! I snorted!

No.

You are the best!

Wait what

Serious question: what does Disick DO? How does he have cash? Does he get alimony from Whatshername?

This is amazing and I can watch this all day!!!

Do you pronounce it as aluminium? 

Melrose Place 4ever

You’re insane.

You are high. Gimme some.

Just live events. That’s all ESPN is good for. That’s the only reason to ever turn it on. Their ‘shows’ are horrible ‘hot take’ echo chambers (really hypothesis/prognostication chambers). I watch MSNBC for all my political needs. ESPN is terrible at almost everything it does. Once you realize how awful it is, you…

Just live events. That’s all ESPN is good for. That’s the only reason to ever turn it on. Their ‘shows’ are horrible ‘hot take’ echo chambers (really hypothesis/prognostication chambers). I watch MSNBC for all my political needs. ESPN is terrible at almost everything it does. Once you realize how awful it is, you…

Wait his name is Razek? He thinks he’s like Madonna and Cher, a one namer??? I don’t think so...what hubris...

No, Sondra Locked is when Clint Eastwood personally destroys your development deal at Warner Brothers, and your whole career with it. Pauley Perretted is when CBS buys your silence with a new tv show starring you.

My thoughts exactly.

Wait—-what??? What happened??? Who did this to you???