Minute Maid is frozen orange juice concentrate in a can that you can add warm water to (you have to cut it with water, like cocaine is cut with baby laxatives) so you can have some juice ‘made in a minute’. Yeah, it’s gross. Probably why nobody drinks orange juice anymore.

This is bringing me back to that week where Deadspin and Jez switched writers and I’m here for it.

Thank you for this, I have spent all morning looking for a website to tell me who won last night’s game.

Also, for anyone interested in pitching in for a round for our dearly departed:

Holy shit I love all of you.

I prefer the traditional French appetite suppressant: cigarettes.

What she did/is doing is just shitty behavior, and is falling into the stereotype of bi people being ‘slutty’ (ugh, and this is close to slut-shaming fml).
I’m bi, and have been in a hetero relationship for fifteen years, primarily because I truly love my husband, but honestly it was just easier to maintain than a…

She is a public figure and she did something, maybe not surgery, to radically change the look of her eyes before hitting a public venue where she would be heavily photographed. We’re not supposed to comment on the difference or ponder the why and how? I found it fascinating that she could make such a huge difference…

WHO?!?

What ‘made’ the original face-off was Asian cinema’s penchant for overt unapologetic sentimentality imported to the US by director John Woo. If they take the screenplay and turn it into a Jason Statham action flick there will be nothing left of the film.

Jeff Goldblum / Aubrey Plaza

“[It] became a recreational drug that people were more than happy to blow in your fucking face with a shit-eating grin of ‘well at least I’m not smoking.’”

What you mean a piss-poor regulatory environment around a product you inhale, where there’s a new “vape” shop opening up every five minutes, with products being sourced from unknown locations could be being abused to sell people toxic products?

She’s like a sentient Anthropolgie store.

I firmly believe that all movies should be between 90 and 120 minutes, maybe slightly more given for weighty subject matter. My attention span (and my ass, assuming I’m seeing it in the theater) can’t handle more than that.

Wow I can’t wait for another Scorsese movie about dudes doing crimes and talking about doing crimes. Maybe a woman shows up and makes a pained expression once or twice because she’s in love with one of the dudes doing crimes?

When I post my nudes it’s always to preemptively neutralize the hackers, but nobody appreciates that. Everyone is just like “gross!”

I’m sorry, but I don’t believe the Charles kid AT ALL about the blackmail lol. Someone hacked his phone and that’s the only nude/embarrassing photo he had on it? Sure, Jan.

Just spent the last day getting my Graham on... I feel sorry that others don’t understand what he has over theses goons. Graham has PERFECTED the late night chat show format. They do themselves wrong to not copy it exactly, frankly.