What did you post???

I like you. You’re smart. And articulate. And reasonable. 10 stars.

Jane, Jane, Jane....you’re embarrassing yourself.

Lol. Nice try, Mrs. Franken. 

This may be the greatest comment ever made by anyone about anything, ever.

Serious question: are you her mom? 

This.

Yes yes a thousand times yes!

This is child abuse.

Meh. It looks like that island in the original Wivker Man... Summer Isle? Summers Isle? What was it called....

What happened after you drank the tea? Did you hear colors and see sounds? Did you see god and/or the devil???

Is there surstromming 

Yeah but is there surstromming 

Is there surstromming 

Imagine the horror when they all sit down to a banquet of.....surstromming and lutefisk!!!! (Dun dun DUN!)

Texas is Pro Death. Pro death penalty, pro death by cop, pro prison death (their prisons have no air conditioning, so like 100 inmates died from heat prostration) pro gun death, pro death in general. Texas is like Australia: everything is trying to kill you all the time. Except in Texas every cop is trying to kill you …

Did she file the order, or...err...fire it? It’s filed, rite?

You know Attenborough killed that walrus, rite? Jus sayin. Struth.

Um you called her Blast Ford. It’s Blase Ford...

What do you expect? Her husband runs Amway, a terrible pyramid scheme that literally makes you poor while he gets rich(er)