The cheesecake and the hot chocolate weren't free if you gave it to them.

The international breakfast is a half-waffle

“Here, we see a server remove the packaging from a frozen cheesecake that arrived on truck this morning to be thawed in a cooler. And so begins and ends our tour of Obscene Selection of Cheesecakes.”

I hate being “that guy” who says things were so much better back in the day...

Ugh no. The Dark Knight Returns is one of the most overrated comics of all time, and The Dark Knight Strikes Again and All Star Batman and Robin are probably the two worst Batman stories of all time, if not some of the worst mainstream released comics of all time.

Fuck these old gay men and their masculinist bullshit. If I hear “men are supposed to be men” or “flamboyant guys give gay men a bad name” one more time I’m going to projectile vomit onto the person who says it. Watch out, old gays.

It appears to be a pair of back to front cycling bib shorts. Made of pleather.

its like a backwards wrestlers uniform made of snakeskin and tears

I’m with him. I’m sick of the way fruity guys dress all fruity these days. We should be more manly and dress like construction workers, police officers, bikers, cowboys or even Indian chiefs.

This is a pretty embarrassing outing, Captain Midnight. Go back, retool your shtick and come back when you’ve got something that will actually provoke a better response than “you’re a nancy, get rekd [sic].”

Yes, let’s see how those four kids fare when their mother needs to be taken care of while they’re barely in their 20s.

Fake Fake, Fake-Fake-Fake.

Since I'm back to being unable to "reply" on my own, apologies for the piggybacking.

What I want to know is what this "family" was doing for those three years if the suspect was known, never mind that a lab didn't hear back from the police about a blood test. I need to know more.

This whole bottled water thing is what the real problem is.

What is with people refusing to drink tap water? I get my water from a wellspring, and a few people have refused to drink it because there are little oxygen bubbles when it first comes out, which must mean it's "dirty". I just roll my eyes at them. The bottled water I keep is in case of power outages, not to sate…

Yeah. Well anyway, each state h s laws about 'prurient' or'obscene' content. This includes images of puking, pissing, shitting,and perioding. Since this upsets people, go picket your capitol and get the laws changed, because THERE'S NO MORE PRESSING MATTER IN AMERICA——-NAY, IN THE WOOOOORLD——-than this trifling…

Nancy, what the fuck are you talking about please.

Omg. Do I really have to be the voice of reason here? Fuck. Ok. The reason period blood photos aren't everywhere is because (drumroll) dudes WILL jackoff to it, and it is not on the list of non-obscene things to jack off to, it is literally on the list of 'prurient' things DUDES WILL JACK OFF TO. It's not about the…

Needs to be edited with the Alicia Keys song.

This is why we should never elect anyone, man or woman, with a name that is a double entendre. It's too tempting for them to misbehave. Sorry, Fellatio Jones.