You are wonderful.

wow...it seems like this stuff always spikes around the Superbowl....doesn't it, Collier?

Lance Armstrong: Human Garbage(TM)

it's totally real.but it's spelled Gattaca, because DNA.

You said it better than I ever could have.

It spikes every Sunday. And Saturday. These days are weekends. Also you linked your article to an article that basically repeatedly practically begs people to not make the Super Bowl claim, lest you HURT THE CAUSE OF ENDING DOMESTIC VIOLENCE.

way to throw Conan under the bus with a headline that implies he organized a cunt stabbing game, thinks it is hilarious, is pro-cunt stabbing, and probably stabs cunts, too.

is this an attempt at comedy? are you attempting 'ironic' and 'edgy' humour by linking to an article that calls super bowl sunday violence spikes 'a myth that is harder to kill than a vampire' and ends with the statement 'when people make crazy statements like this, the credibility of the whole cause (ENDING DOMESTIC…

Who is ed westwick?

these people are...celebrities?

so lemme get this straight: you went to a presidential book signing. before attending an event where you would literally be MEETING THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, you looked into your closet and said "I know—-daisy dukes and a tank top!!!"

thank god you removed the name of the nearby town. (not the town where this occurred, but a nearby town, which could have been used to deduce event's location). if that ever got out..good lord...

What's a Bananagram?

is...is that...gag...a real..choke..good lord...a real photo???

umm...ALL OF THEM.

um yeah...he was totes cringeworthy. and he smelled luke that...wwhat's it called? borst???

no yer wrong it's disrupting the economy paradigm thingy adultosaur!!!

are you - gag- serious???

still better than dominooooooooos though.

I'm saying you're a tongue butt. There, I said it. Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it, anthropomorphic tongue creature!