great but what kind of possible sentences are we looking at here? Like 900 years???

FAKE. Super fake. Inept fake.

I call FAKE—-no one is dumb enough to do this....am I right guys?

think about it. Srsly. Think on it. For two seconds. Hope Solo. Booze. Driving. Police. Two violent people. Driving around. Stopped by said police. Imagine aaaaaaalll the shit that could happen to non-violent people. Now think about what would be so bad that US soccer suspends you for 30 days.....hmmmm....I wonder....

no, sunset, richmond, etc

holy crap you wrote like every post today! you're freaking amazing!

your cabbies proposition you and invite you to drinks?

We don't have those in the states, unfortunately

best name ever!!!

are you for real?

Yes yes yes! I moved from the mission to the avenues and was told 'oh, that's not the real san francisco'

sure is dusty in here...

Wait a porno where dude serves onions and Oreos?

Ingenious?

did they really write passed when they meant past, and is that why they removed it? totally serious here

this article needs more babadook.

you're right; I musta been hangry...

because he...raped her phone???

you're right dr. benjamin spock, never deny your kids ANYTHING its omg negative punishment noooooooooo oh my god the humanity quick give those kids ponies

how is she rich? are you thinking of florence henderson? cuz this ain't her.