Wow. Seriously? Henderson pissed you off that much? Meh. She has some good ideas, and——no fuck her you're right she's a GODDAM MONSTER.

he looks like a rat. with little square cheese stained teeth...shudder...

'but tim burton is teh cool!' said 1988. (Sorry but I really hate the guy)

finally! my hypothesis is proven: KIDS=DIVORCE!!! Boom! Solved it!

nope. It's just someone who really really wants a baby.

yes

yes

no

no it's not

No it is not.

Welp bad news: it's the 12th time its happened in the Americas alone, that I know of. There's probably more....

We're jealous of your cunning stunts.

it's catoosa, oklahoma. You really think there's 30 kids in each class, or that the classrooms are bursting and overcrowded?

You can exchange a book because you...don't like it? Huh....

Its a betting game, so if you have no money, you can't make a wager in Final Jeopardy. You can't be like "Welp I'm at negative $1000 so I'm gonna wager $1000 to get back to flat broke, Alex".

He got fired, right?

Hmmm interesting...Reminds me of the song by Snakefinger, "Chewing Hides The Sound". It may have been Renaldo and the Loaf, but pretty sure it was Snakefinger.

We call them kissing bugs. If those things bite you, you'll be chronically ill. Like forever. Like Lyme disease.

That story seems fake. Also dosing people like that is not cool, and should mean firing no retention. Doesn't add up.

So lemme get this straight: he days he's the black Messiah?