"You Can Tell It's Dell"

I haven't seen it written yet, so I will step up and make the obligatory knee-jerk Banksy post.

EVERY sports fan wants to watch it in 3D. We don't want to sit alone with one pair of 3D glasses staring at a $6,000 TV thats blurry to everyone else while paying Time Warner extra money every month for the privilege.

I had it playing in the background and actually thought that was Alan Alda... well played Hader.

@moetop: No... it's the standard one funny sketch buried in 2 hours off terrible jokes made from one funny premise thats beat into the ground without mercy.

Way to make us 27-year-olds look bad...

Whoever picked that photo for the original article should either be fired or given a promotion.

This is why all my files are named

Apart from the stairs, and narrow passageways, and large crowds, and need to maneuver through tight spaces and it being a stupid terrible idea, this is a great idea for NYC subways.

@Rhapsodos: You didn't even read to the end of that sentence, did you?

Hey, teacher! Leave them kids alone!

I think if that password is the difference between them finding more kiddie porn or not, you take the 4 months.

Jumping the gun, I know, but any news/rumors about 4G phones they will provide?

This should effectively end any further requests from publishers for you to promote books that aren't about sports.

@benihime: Rule 34.

@SponsoredbyV8: This one.

@jupiterfish: Why do we have to pick just one?

Accused by whom?

Good work, anonymous alleged rapist. Now anyone searching for your name will just get 10,000 results about how you won a suit against Google for pointing our your rape conviction.