I’m a midget-by-NBA-standards 6'4" and can’t ever find a pair of pants at Express that even get close to my ankles.

Germany was just straight out avoiding Rapinoe in the second half rather than assume her German counterpart might actually be the least bit effective against her; otherwise she would have dominated the second half too... fantastic game from her.

A kit full of jars and tubes should not have a promo code that looks like URETHRA at a glance.

Yup... looks like a Michael Bay film...

There is absolutely nothing wrong with clickbait. Much like the yellow journalism of newspapers, it simply distinguishes between those who wish to be journalists, and those who wish to be advertising salesmen. You're safe, people stopped accusing Gawker of journalism long ago.

This remains the greatest sports game of all time.

I played DOTA2 and quit for all those very reasons. I moved over to Smite and am having a great time. Still competitive, but all of the excessively angry moba players aren't there (they're in dota). Also, I strongly prefer the 3rd-person WoW-Style view of Smite over the top down view of LoL and DOTA.

Does this mean they can shift resources from the marketing team over to the development team and make a version where Flash doesn't crash 3 times a day?

To lose one penis, Mr. Worthing, may be regarded as misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.

And that is why we will never have flying cars.

Did you buy it through a self-serve brokerage firm like TD Ameritrade, E-Trade, etc? If so, they will just automatically deposit the money into your account there. If you had a financial planner or personal broker buy it for you, then there will be a check coming in the mail most likely. Congratulations, you are now…

I know, I know... I am a jerk... but don't I get some DentonBucks for showing my historic loyalty to the Gizmodo brand and my encyclopedic knowledge of their articles?

In Soviet Russia, spool AHAHHHH AAAAAHHHH GOD! WHY CANT I FEEL MY LEGS!!! %#%$&!!!!!! I CANT FEEL MY F@#$ING LEGS! SOMEONE HELP.

Your move, Supermarket of the Future.

And just like that, my Secret Santa gift is solved.

I amend my previous comments - after browsing through Matthew Lillard's IMDB page, I am reminded that SLC Punk is the best movie ever :-)

Matt Lillard was nominated for The Descendants (though I stand corrected, it was a SAG Award). Fisher 'The Plague' Stevens won an Oscar 2 years ago for The Cove (which was a documentary that he produced, not acted in... But that doesn't matter because.... ummm... shut up, thats why. Best. Movie. Ever.)

If I may humbly offer a counterpoint.... you are a doodoohead and Hackers is the best movie ever.

I think this hasn't caught on in the US because most bathrooms don't have a power supply adjacent to a toilet.

To anyone interested in Everest, I highly recommend the book High Crimes ( [www.amazon.com] ) Is a great look into how the growth in popularity of scaling Everest turned the mountain into a boom industry, which in turn attracted the kind of people who will let people die on the mountain if it means making a quick…