Oh man, this gem just happened:

If that kid ever googles....

Oh wow, does this mean they're going to sign LeBron now?

$5500 for a football into the stands? Geno Smith will barely break even this year if he's the starter.

In defense of the Qatari government, they didn't expect the workers to still be alive.

Yuengling? Go to hell and die.

As soon as they unveiled the new uniforms, the team received requests from over 40 players to change their number to 80085.

Great. GREAT. Now you've gone and pissed off the actual, official Cap'n Crunch Facebook page.

Lists, Ranked:

Base Wars seemed amazingly head of its time if you ask me (no pun intended), a baseball game with complete customization of your entire robots, fleshed out fights, and a running track of damage to your robots so that intentional hits by pitches could end up devastating an opposing team. Keep in mind this was all done…

It ain't Base Wars, and if it ain't Base Wars then I don't give a rat's ass!

At least Incognito can take "dirtiest player in the League" off his resume now.

Pictured: Incognito done in teal.

So let me get this straight...