Can't wait for Ochocinco to score a TD here, so he can pull out the iPhone he hid in the goalpost and watch a replay of himself.

Without getting too deep in a political s***storm... there's no way on Earth that this was the best use of the President's time.

Hhrrrmmmmm, awkward....

This is truly a miracle. Like magnets.

@njdevil 2-Revenge of the Fallen: Me too! And I thought I was gonna be really clever and original doing it too :(

Anything with lolcaptioning...

#rejectedtaglines

@RT100: Bridge cameras or superzooms.

"Funny" pictures that take up 3-4x the size of a normal comment.

@TwiggenBerries: No one works in Sweden.

This plan will fall through when they realize 90% of their customers are just stealing WiFi from their one paying subscriber.

@DesmondHume: Stop that! I already lost a lot of money this afternoon!

How have they not put locks on those doors yet?

If I were a parent, I'd be far more concerned that my kids were dumb enough to think this works.

@openfly: But there is a world of difference between whistleblowing to an oversight agency or (in the case of gov't info) to the press... as opposed to sending material to an anonymous website who by their own system of standards determines what will be posted, and in the case of the military video, edit it to make…

@Pascal Leclaire's Wager: Wikileaks isn't about whats fair or just, they're about getting attention. Think of them as the internet version of your friend that won't shut up about 9/11 conspiracies.

What do we do if our enemies have magnets?

"And we make some pretty interesting products for them — Macs, iPhones, iPads, iPods, the Apple TV… we make some pretty great products."

"no licking of little stamps with colorful pictures required"

Mission Accomplished!