@crispycrux: Disclaimer: The above sound reasoning is not applicable to the following: lobbyists, NGO's, campaign financing, unions, corporate boards of directors, the FDA, the FCC and the Kotaku editorial staff.

@itsnewman08: "The wars of the future will not be fought on the battlefield or at sea. They will be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall mountain. In either case, most of the actual fighting will be done by small robots. And as you go forth today remember always your duty is clear: To build and maintain…

If Battletoads actually had an easy mode, maybe I would know what the game actually looks life after that god-forsaken level.

As someone who signs off with Cheers, I find 'Thanks, Sincerely, Best, With Regards' or anything else to be contrived and annoying... so the moral of the story is, no matter what you do, you are doing it wrong and someone thinks they know better than you.

If you keep complaining, iPhone owners, Apple is just gonna take away the signal strength indicator all together... and you'll have no one to blame except yourself.

f. Keep customers on the line for the next 3 months until we make the iPhone4GS and make them buy that one. Do not promise free early upgrades.

Let's keep an eye on those "helps me get the anger out" kids.

I would like to submit my Engadget RSS feed, only need 60k/year plus dental, health and matching 401k. Optical open to negotiation.

BP has asked us to stop using terms like 'spewing toxicity' and instead say that for the last two months they have been 'sharing their goods' with us.

I am always sure to yell 'Bench Points!' as many times as I can in a game.

I love me some Joyce, and I'm a pretty big fan of graphic novels... but these two really are not a marriage made in heaven.

@DeathcomFour: I think just planning for the best case scenario is what caused our current situation in the first place.

@DeathcomFour: Because setting up that operation will mean at least enough decade of full military presence in the region.

In all seriousness... let China have this one. They have the regional influence, money, and manpower to create a sustainable industry there, and the willpower (and manpower) to station military across the entire region to protect their investment.

@jedi4life: The biggest concern is that by the end of the day there will be about a dozen new worms that use this exploit - and even though Microsoft will probably release a patch faster now, he just laid out a roadmap to infect the billions of PCs that don't run security updates immediately after Microsoft releases…

They totally ignored the Hiphopopotamus Amendment: Turn the spectrum into the most kickass wifi bandwidth ever.

Rodeohead is Chris Hardwick's greatest gift to the internet.

@Yahweh Took My Prepuce: This book was written (intentionally so) to not be understood by everyone.

@aoyola: Ray better be making royalties...

Fun Fact: That first photo is not training or a mission, the guy on top just forgot his apartment keys.