With the way things currently are in there, he might class up the place.

So now Chuck Johnson is taking a shit on the floor of the White House?

It looks like my conclusion was entirely correct. What you people don’t realize is that you all follow the same script, and sound exactly alike. Which is why you’re so easy to recognize — you give off that distinct odor of bigotry. Combined with an equally distinct disregard for historical fact, and willingness to…

What are you even talking about? You have inferred an awful lot from a single non–ambiguous sentence. This is called projection.

You sound very self-satisfied and not-so-secretly pleased. That’ll teach her a lesson for “pretending” to be a woman, right? There’s a certain unadulterated, sadistic viciousness to your particular sort of bigotry. And people like you never, ever understand how obvious it is to everyone who doesn’t share your views.

So.. kill him to teach him that killing people is wrong?

Death would be too swift. Soon no one would remember the guy who was executed for killing a transgender woman.

I read the headline as Howard Dean. I was all huh, wuh? The nice dad bro from Vermont?

Congratulations, grads. You managed to take one of the more boring experiences of life (sitting and listening to people dispense mindless platitudes about life) and turn it into an exciting event filled with drama and tension. And you got to make Betsy DeVos appear deeply uncomfortable. You kids are awesome, and…

How on Earth did she get invited to be the commencement speaker at a university, much less an HBCU campus? This is on that school’s administration.

Who is “us”? The Soviets and the US were allies in WWII, for a time anyway.

What was Russia before 1917?

All your opinions are bad opinions.

Execution, not assassination. Lawful or not, that can be debated. Certainly there were cover-up attempts.

I don’t imagine engaging in a debate with you about why you’re wrong would be remotely fruitful, so I’ll just note instead that,

Please don’t buy into the romanticization of the Romanovs. They were a brutal murdering crime family of half wits, who did nothing for their population.

i mean yeah if you offered me some for free i’d scrape off the pound of fondant and hoover it.

Absurd Afterbirth is also perfect (and may be the name of my next splattercore band).

Yes, Spongiform is perfect. Bravo for your perfect description of this absurd afterbirth of a man

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