Hip Brooklyn Stereotype
8/28/18 12:20PM

My class is not about the shooting and I do not discuss the shooting.

Could it be because discussing it would demonstrate that you were entirely responsible for causing this particular “critical incident”?

4/27/18 12:04PM

Obviously, this pales in comparison to the squillion other things Trump does on a daily basis to prove himself to be a garbage human, but the seemingly erratic use of initial capitalization in his tweets drives me up a wall.

4/18/18 3:03PM

Out of China’s population of 1.4 billion, there are nearly 34 million more males than females — the equivalent of almost the entire population of California, or Poland, who will never find wives and only rarely have sex. Read more

2/14/18 12:21PM

I think there’s almost an entirely positive correlation between those folks and the ones who spontaneously chant “U-S-A! U-S-A!” at any opportunity, no matter how ill timed.

2/14/18 12:15PM

My man’s looking good but his name keeps evoking images of Michael Flynn for me. Let’s change his name and we’re golden (doodle).

1/30/18 12:16PM

This kid is so poised that I’m seriously questioning my ability to be an actual adult on a day-to-day basis.

7/20/17 11:06AM

Yeah, in New York, at least, it would take a really egregious situation to be “better off” in foster care.

6/20/17 11:12AM

“There are differences between Clinton and Trump, no doubt, but they’re not different enough to save your life, to save your job, to save the planet” Read more