Hip Brooklyn Stereotype
Aug 28 2018

My class is not about the shooting and I do not discuss the shooting.

Could it be because discussing it would demonstrate that you were entirely responsible for causing this particular “critical incident”?

Apr 27 2018

Obviously, this pales in comparison to the squillion other things Trump does on a daily basis to prove himself to be a garbage human, but the seemingly erratic use of initial capitalization in his tweets drives me up a wall.

Apr 18 2018

Out of China’s population of 1.4 billion, there are nearly 34 million more males than females — the equivalent of almost the entire population of California, or Poland, who will never find wives and only rarely have sex. Read more

Feb 14 2018

I think there’s almost an entirely positive correlation between those folks and the ones who spontaneously chant “U-S-A! U-S-A!” at any opportunity, no matter how ill timed.

Feb 14 2018

My man’s looking good but his name keeps evoking images of Michael Flynn for me. Let’s change his name and we’re golden (doodle).

Jan 30 2018

This kid is so poised that I’m seriously questioning my ability to be an actual adult on a day-to-day basis.

Jul 20 2017

Yeah, in New York, at least, it would take a really egregious situation to be “better off” in foster care.

Jun 20 2017

“There are differences between Clinton and Trump, no doubt, but they’re not different enough to save your life, to save your job, to save the planet” Read more