My class is not about the shooting and I do not discuss the shooting.

Could it be because discussing it would demonstrate that you were entirely responsible for causing this particular “critical incident”?

Haha, I said the same exact thing above!

Obviously, this pales in comparison to the squillion other things Trump does on a daily basis to prove himself to be a garbage human, but the seemingly erratic use of initial capitalization in his tweets drives me up a wall.

Out of China’s population of 1.4 billion, there are nearly 34 million more males than females — the equivalent of almost the entire population of California, or Poland, who will never find wives and only rarely have sex.

I think there’s almost an entirely positive correlation between those folks and the ones who spontaneously chant “U-S-A! U-S-A!” at any opportunity, no matter how ill timed.

My man’s looking good but his name keeps evoking images of Michael Flynn for me. Let’s change his name and we’re golden (doodle).

I didn’t even recognize her at first. She looks like Lou Ferrigno wearing a Kate Gosselin wig.

This kid is so poised that I’m seriously questioning my ability to be an actual adult on a day-to-day basis.

Fox & Friends

I wish I could take credit!

This administration is just one enormous facepalm.

Whitney looks so adorable in that first photo, I want to croak in the best way possible.

Bless Bill. Dude invented the selfie and never even pursued royalties!

You ain’t wrong though.

Yeah, in New York, at least, it would take a really egregious situation to be “better off” in foster care.

The White House’s very own Nelson Bighetti.

THIS IS NOT NORMAL

“There are differences between Clinton and Trump, no doubt, but they’re not different enough to save your life, to save your job, to save the planet”

This is really cool, thanks!

Come to my block and give this experience a free trial run!