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It was a tasteful bombing. Sixty would have been gauche.

Look, it doesn’t matter who I killed, just that you remember I killed them bestly.

i saw the picture of the little kids holding hands and immediately teared up. why. how. why.

Fucking 2nd amendment. I’ll never know why the founding fathers thought arming bears was such a good idea.

I assume the other party in the murder suicide was a grizzly bear.

I appreciated this headline.

That’s a nice way of saying “rich, talent-less, spoiled brat”

“The world sees her as this glamorous, sophisticated, jet-setting woman,

I imagine that when you belong to the kind of shallow, narcissistic world that the Kardashian clan has built for themselves then the smallest bit of criticism must be really hard to take.

Nothing is impeachable if Congress doesn’t do anything, and this Congress will do nothing.

The boners that these attacks gave McCain and Lindsey Graham will protect Trump for another three months.

I’m beginning to wonder if tonight won’t be a turning point as far as impeachment goes. Notifying Russia instead of Congress before bombing Syria isn’t going to go over well with the House and Senate.

Sleep well, Zukka. We’ve all been there.

Don’t worry guys, I’m sure Jared’s on it.

my tummy is in so much pain right now and i am fucking DREADING tomorrow. But, like, I couldn’t say no!! They were fucking challengeing me. ME. Theh were challenging ME, to DRINK?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

The Princess Bride. Because it’s the grilled cheese and tomato soup of movies.

I manage a team of IT staff, if I published a statement like that in response to even a minor event that had people concerned in any way I’d be fired for shitty leadership.

Jesus fucking Christ. Okay so,, I am BLASTED right now (I somehow got convinced to chug a whole fucking pitcher of Bud Light, which like why the fuck am I able to be convinced to do such a thing when im 29 years fucking old but whatever), so Iam just gonna stream of conscious this, which I feel like I am already…

Things were downright woeful 10 years ago