My friend went into a Target yesterday, and saw a bunch of onesies that said “Future President” in with the boy baby clothes. There were no such onesies on the girl baby clothes side. She took half of them off the rack and moved them to the girl side, which is why we are friends.

Coworker of the cosplayer; I saw the whole thing go down. So perhaps I can clarify a few things I’ve seen brought up in other comments:

The sign is a joke, the group (which I think was headed by Robert Smigel of “Triumph the Insult Comic Dog,” was mocking Westboro) and all of their signs were like that. Other signs said “God Hates Bangs,” “Anti-Christ Kevins” (with pictures of famous Kevins) and “God Hates Morning People.”

I like how Tiffany is talking about what a great dad Trump is, yet the caption underneath reads “Grew up in Los Angeles, raised mostly by her Mom”

You know what? You’re the one showing yourself to be an unintelligent, uneducated idiot here. Congrats.

Amazing how many idiots can take time off from their jobs to do stupid shit like this, then worry that illegal immigrants are going to steal those same jobs that they’re not doing.

Christian values, such as being on his 3rd wife and wanting to bang his daughter!

It contains an electronic circuit; it will be hacked.

The judge assigned to Draymond Green’s case is named Richard Ball. I am not making this up.

Well, it would be actually kind of refreshing to find out a Warriors player knew how to grab something by the throat.

Did you know Draymond Green was once suspended for a pattern of hitting people in the dick and balls?

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

So if you’re an unwavering JoPa supporter, do you:

Welcome to Congressional Cacophony, a new feature on The Slot about House and Senate races that really, really matter.

I think it’s likelier that Toomey’s goofy fucking Ichabod Crane-like face would cause a woman to change their sexual orientation than feminist studies, but what do I know?

I hadn’t seen this comment from Fisher before:

I taught them to write a convincing personal essay—a task that generally requires identifying some insight, usually gained over some period of growth. And growth often depends on hardship,

Wondolowski?

“an american team approaching full capacity” - they were missing 4-5 starters