“Cyrus the Great, a leader of the ancient Persian Empire...”

I’m lulzing hard.

Ah, the NOTORIOUS Time Warner Center Botero, touche...

lulz

I swear, if I see one more tourist pretending to play with the Bull’s testicles I’m just going to lose it.

I still get a kick out of that “MUSIC/BAND” shirt all these years later.

This just made my Friday. Thank you.

Is that Lil’ Kim in the above video or Jocelyn Wildenstein?

Normally, we gauge presidencies by the apparent physical toll they’ve taken on presidents themselves over the course of four or eight years. I’m certainly gauging this one by the emotional toll it’s taken on me in mere weeks.

I love how Schumer keeps fielding questions of “Is there anything inherently wrong with meeting with the Russian ambassador?”

I still don’t understand the whole Jews for Jesus premise.

With features like a “Bone Zone” and a van you have to climb inside to converse with a lunatic, are we absolutely certain this isn’t another type of convention entirely?

“It’s difficult for me to call myself a feminist in the classic sense because it seems to be very anti-male...”

That was my first thought as well!

The statement + the cute squeaky voice + the slight bedhead = I’m dying in the best way possible.

Maybe you guys were far more adept? Certainly, there were a bunch of kids that skated well, but there was also a significant number who contributed to making it look like Saving Private Ryan on ice.

I attended Lenox before it merged with Birch in the late 80s/early 90s (prior to attending the school I mention above)! Lenox vacated their own building and moved into Birch Wathen’s space. What was formerly Lenox is now the New York School for Interior Design, I believe.

Fun fact: I attended school right by Dalton at a similar, albeit far less prestigious institution. We had the same annual skating party at the same venue. It was overcrowded, overpriced, and boring. Invariably, at least one student was seriously injured every year. There must have been a liability waiver of some…

...and yet in this iteration, it all somehow looks good.