Because it takes a TREMENDOUS amount of time for his brain to process even the simplest bit of information. ‘Remarkably’ Sad!
I feel like the title “Queen of Coachella” is a bit of a backhanded compliment if you have more than three brain cells.
It seems to have an even more specific context/arena of usage if the other comments are any indication.
Send over that squid!
Still one of the best John Oliver segments, even though it’s over two years old:
I just had to stifle a laugh at my desk.
That, in turn, makes my morning!
She was a sexual health counselor! You’re amazing.
For obvious reasons, I can neither confirm nor deny that.
A former roommate used to say “Don’t yuck on my yum.” It made me croak a little each time she’d say it.
This Bayeux Tapestry series is one of the funniest internetty things I’ve seen recently.
Breh, don’t yuck on his yum! You’ll disturb his v chill chilling sesheroo.
THIS. Maybe the reporter assumed that you, I dunno, knew how to express yourself properly like an adult? With the words you intended to use? Gotcha! Journalism at its finest.
Right? Boy, do I have egg on my face!
Hello! Learn how I make $5,000 a month from the comfort of my own home as a professional anarchist!
Just a reminder to watch out for those “professional anarchists” (wut???) among us at protests. So relieved we have Trump looking out!
This is subtly brilliant.