“Hasta la vista, beige-y.”

In this color, PLZ:

The initial photo looks like a Klimt painting of Beyonce. Rad!

It’s truly frightening where his priorities lie in relation to the position of power he holds.

“I really fired him after it became the number one show,” he beamed. “It became so successful. And he wanted a commission. And he didn’t want to do it. That’s when I really said — but we had tremendous success on The Apprentice. But when I ran for president, I had to leave the show. That’s when I knew for sure I as…

Without any kind of context, Ted’s nose is super NSFW:

The albino dude from Invocation of My Demon Brother gave it to you? Lucky!

How’d you score an advance copy?!

“The President is proud to have been the first ever GOP nominee to mention the LGBTQ community in his nomination acceptance speech...”

I saw this the other day and was grinning from ear to ear. This is solid internetting.

You’ve even surpassed my fandom: I’ve watched Peep Show straight through, in its entirety, three whole times (going to go for four soon)!

LOLz

FANTASTIC reference. You’re a true fan.

I’m not sure why I’m getting such an enormous kick out of it.

+ one squillion for any Peep Show reference whatsoever.

— Ensure the CLIENT [Rob] is fed and has coffee throughout the day

If tasing a cop isn’t PUNK AF, I don’t know what is!

It was an enormous waste of time and totally exasperating.

Her interview with Chuck Todd last Sunday on Meet the Press was MADDENING. She continued to evade his questions with claims that he was belittling her/the press has it in for the Trump administration, because he happened to chuckle in disbelief at her “alternative facts” (i.e., “lies”) claim.