Accurate.

LULz!

I encourage you to!

“There will be a payment. It will be in a form, perhaps a complicated form”

You’re right, I considered the fact that if we played the law of averages, folks do watch a lot of television. That’s why I tempered it with “often,” but you know what I mean!

It had to be shade on a certain level. Placed right in between two commas like that as a little “BY THE WAY, DUDE DOES NOT READ, LOL.”

The parents of 13-year old Caitlin Teagart have decided to end her life, saying she can now do nothing but lay on the couch and whine about things being “gay.”

This is absolutely mind-boggling to me. Normal adults often don’t even have time for a few minutes of television daily and THIS IS OUR PRESIDENT (?!). I will also just never get over the fact that the man who holds the most important office in the world tweets infantile word detritus to the tune of 140 characters…

So good.

The tale of this country is increasingly becoming a Kafka short story that just sucks really bad.

Zombies didn’t spare me either :/

Dying.

Right, like, maybe she could have “use[d] her legal team” slightly earlier?

“There is no investigation. I said it was possible. Anything is possible. It was a hypothetical question.”

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS.

THIS is what needs to be framed.

This is awful, but now I can’t stop thinking about bathroom fixtures because of her last name.

Best thing since Duck Army remixes.

Personally, I’d like to hear less about Paris and more about Michael Snoddy’s Street Drum Corps hijinks.