Does anyone else get a David Hornsby (from Always Sunny) vibe when they look at this guy?

Absolutely. I know a lot of us throw around some callous gibes here, but this is terrible stuff and we all know it. Every victim is someone’s mother, father, son, daughter. It’s easy to forget that until it hits close to home.

Ugh, that’s far too close for comfort. Glad pops is safe.

Not to mention the fact that, if you’re in Florida, you’re in the wrong state.

I know absolutely nothing about how Google algorithms work, but I feel like the suggestions it provides must have been googled a ton of times, right? Otherwise, why would they be suggestions? The fact that something so foolish is frequently googled is DEEPLY TROUBLING.

“I don’t see a higher policy motive.”

Let them succeed, dammit!

This is a really, really good point.

I’m way too lazy to read into specifics, but I think that she was totally fine. Still quite a scare!

100%

Exactly!

Oh, absolutely! That’s why I edited to include a link (i.e., I’m too lazy to provide an explanation myself)!

If I put a bunch of pictures of T&A in a computer and put a bra on my head lightning would strike and Liz Hurley would appear.

Dude, I JUST had that Liz Hurley conversation with someone last week! Amazing.

Yes! And I think one of his kids swallowed MDMA years ago at a party?

Jude Law: ‘I think without children & family in your life, you’re not living’

I know less than zero about Mariah Carey, I was just referring to his reference to their “absolutely wrong and inappropriate” relationship. But I will sure as hell take your word!

“My only advice is that she should hire more seasoned and respected professionals to surround her and help her with her career!”

Steampunk Hippie Chic is supposed to be incredibly in this season if preliminary fashion forecasts are any indication. It will still be of use!

It’s “feebleminded.”