So, admittedly you’ve taken the bait and lost. On more than one level. I feel as though if you truly had something of import to share, I don’t know, something not vapid, you wouldn’t feel the need to pepper every statement you make with swear words. You’re capable of more.

Nobody gives a shit about you.

I almost hate to say it (no I don’t) but the internet has felt a little different in her absence. Emptier.

Thanks, friend!

Everyone keeps asking me and I’ve yet to understand why!

Granted, he was a fantastic playmaker on the Suns, but this really makes me lose all respect for him.

“I’ve enjoyed deconstructing my own image rapidly fading into obscurity quite a bit over the years”

What really chaps my hide is that scads of these kids don’t even have any idea who these bands are. They’re just familiar with the logos because they’ve become so ubiquitous.

They’ve had Sex Pistols t-shirts at Wal Mart forever now, too. Makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a CD opener.

Phish definitely sucks but now he’s ruined the Ramones for me.

It’s great when John Oliver is referenced here because it gives me the opportunity to say:

The California climate is super friendly and easy to talk to.

Elon Musk makes several big mistakes

Hey, I’m not going to dissuade anyone from calling him out on his asinine behavior!

It looks like it’s from five years ago, sadly :/

Barney Frank looked disgusting—nipples protruding—in his blue shirt before Congress. Very very disrespectful.

I deleted my response because it required more nuance than I’m capable of currently. I’m also a total know-nothing regarding the past pranks. The composure totally could have been for the camera.

Being a tolerable human and being a YouTube “star” are absolutely mutually exclusive criteria.

If you ever find yourself there I will personally come to rescue you.

:/