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Goose gets it.

They just need to keep generating tech future sounding headlines to keep investors excited about how Uber is changing the future. If they realized they’re just a taxi dispatcher with an app who can barely make a profit, then their stock valuation would become pretty stagnant.  

David is a connoisseur of manual shitboxes. He has a home here.  

OH MY GOD MY EYEESSSSS THEY BURN

Fuck this guy. 

I think Tesla and their “stans” confuse being reckless with being a disrupter and I would argue that they are not inseparable and Tesla’s greatest accomplishments came from being bold and their biggest failures came from being reckless. I don’t think people at Tesla know how to separate them. I’m honestly concerned at

Oh man the Viper and Prowler were both posters on my wall, purchased from the school book fair.  They were so rad. Now I know they were garbage, but I still love the Viper anyway - it’s rad garbage. 

Off topic: Why is VW doing a bunch of ugly electric crossovers instead of an electric beetle? Smaller than the 2000s one, like Torch always says. I hate the Beetle but it’s layout would totally work as a electric car. 

Why have they done 2-3 coats on the right side and nothing on the left?

Is it on Netflix?

Not a looker.

I’m skeptical it will be a hit, but I’m glad it’s getting built.

Steve Harvey is going to love this interior. So happy for him!

I’ve ridden in one of their ICE micro vans while visiting my inlaws in China, a few years old, the doors are legit 1.5inches thick, and the safety features are aspirational, but I still love the simplicity of them, it feels like 90s cars with a screen in them.  

Haha my Audi has a rubber pizza in the trunk and a air pump.  My Mazda and Saab are much more convenient to blow a tire on. 

How would I let my neighbors know I’m a better person than them if it doesn’t have blue stripes?

They’re awfully worried about a car that isn’t widely available. How’s that Bronco coming Ford?  

Responding to the argument from Bentley’s CEO - an electric car doesn’t work for me because I live in NYC and street park so there will be some demand for ICE until there’s more electric infrastructure.  But a PHEV isn’t any better for me.  I still can’t plug it in.  I agree that PHEV are a way too complex solution to

Hahahaha I’m dying at these promotional images. Did they just get a teenager to photoshop tron lines on to their 25 year old trucks?