You get a star for excellent usage of the word “grundle".

Paramount has proposed a settlement whereby they will paint "Visit China" on Optimus Prime's grundle, which reportedly will be visible for no fewer than 19 minutes in the upcoming Transformers movie.

Viktor continued to deny paternity—going into detail for the court about when he had sex with Marija and the rhythms of her menstrual cycle—prompting the court to order a blood test.

But what about a vibrator!

Is “Yogurt Desk” the codename for HamNo?

Random question but you said “250 km mileage”... is it still called mileage if you measure it in kilometers??? If not, what do you call it?!?

I wonder what gave them their first clue.

It’s not about just another company. Uber is offering an illegal (there) service, and is thus unfair competition to the cab drivers who follow the law. It’s right there in the article:

I laughed out loud at this - because it’s 100% true.

Bosch probably disavowed any involvement in such a low-tech solution.

“Pass the pterodactyl dip?”

OH GOD GROSS GET IT AWAY

I’ll give them credit in that this concept might be a hint that the company is getting away from the sleep-enducing, conservative U.S. styling that they’ve been rocking for the last decade.

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

I think it looks amazing. VW current design language is a great fit for SUVs.

Louis Litt?

I guess it makes since, the way you put it. This is for professionals and people who are always taking voice dictation.

They're still lighting their cigars with Andrew Jackson’s Harriet Tubman’s head. Which is now racist in addition to being wasteful.

I lol’d at this way too hard.