I am a trash human being and fucking love mayo, and I would never in a million years put it on a peanut butter sandwich. What the fuck.
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I am unconvinced.
They do drink actual glasses of milk! Read more
She boiled it in milk and we split it and it was a quality Stolen Corn Moment. Read more
The Globo-Corpo-Homo-Judeo establishment. Honestly that sounds fantastic. I want in. I’m going to start using that for positive things.
Or possibly the Tednugenti or Kidrockawa.
Leann Rimes
wow how do u do it
Lord. White-womaning act like the kid who didn’t want or notice a toy until some other kid started playing with it.
How are people so stupid they voted for or even still support this clown. He is embarrassing the US to a degree that it will take years to try and recover from.
I was pretty far out of my comfort zone. Read more
“I was pretty far out of my comfort zone.” - Andrew P. Collins Read more
They’re a minor salve but here are a couple solid dunks from today:
Kudos to the successful test run of Mr. Musk’s mind control gun.
“Mikey... Mikey... we never told you that you were adopted. We figured you knew... You’re a 50-year-old man. This never dawned on you?” Read more
...we’re gonna overlook the fact that the trailer contains yet another use of an edgy remake of a familiar pop song as its background music.
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I’ll just flip up the tab on my old school one thank you very much!
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The White Feminism here is most particularly glaring when the The Root and Jezebel cover the same incident/event without sharing articles. Read more