I am a trash human being and fucking love mayo, and I would never in a million years put it on a peanut butter sandwich. What the fuck.

I am unconvinced.

They do drink actual glasses of milk!

She boiled it in milk and we split it and it was a quality Stolen Corn Moment.

The Globo-Corpo-Homo-Judeo establishment. Honestly that sounds fantastic. I want in. I’m going to start using that for positive things.

Or possibly the Tednugenti or Kidrockawa.

Leann Rimes

three more people (2 women, 1 man)

wow how do u do it

Lord. White-womaning act like the kid who didn’t want or notice a toy until some other kid started playing with it.

How are people so stupid they voted for or even still support this clown. He is embarrassing the US to a degree that it will take years to try and recover from.

I was pretty far out of my comfort zone.

“I was pretty far out of my comfort zone.” - Andrew P. Collins

They’re a minor salve but here are a couple solid dunks from today:

Kudos to the successful test run of Mr. Musk’s mind control gun.

“Mikey... Mikey... we never told you that you were adopted. We figured you knew... You’re a 50-year-old man. This never dawned on you?”

...we’re gonna overlook the fact that the trailer contains yet another use of an edgy remake of a familiar pop song as its background music.

I’ll just flip up the tab on my old school one thank you very much!

The White Feminism here is most particularly glaring when the The Root and Jezebel cover the same incident/event without sharing articles.