Someone in my city just paid $5.5 million for a 7,000 square foot house and demolished it. The rumor is (though I have no way of confirming it) that the house was facing the wrong direction for the owner.

Why can’t they just give it a normal, lower right height? Does it absolutely have to be a crossover?

Interestingly, when Trump got elected my thoughts kept going back to “perhaps in his final months Obama will issue an executive order that would get the wheels turning on national marijuana legalization.” My thinking was that with the turning tide of public opinion, Obama might want to be the president that actually…

My local dealer has 11 (ELEVEN!) of them on the lot. Still brand new. Still not really willing to negotiate on the price.

I don’t say bruh, I don’t vape, and I don’t want my car scraping the ground because it’s stanced to hell, so I fit into a minority of WRX/STI owners because I just enjoy cars for what they are.

The Lexus Review For Jalopnik may be my favorite review of all time. It’s one of the few reviews that I go back and read just for my own enjoyment.

So the girl I kissed was actually my 2nd cousin and not my 1st cousin.

I’m the opposite.

That is a beautiful ass color.

I can’t get into details really (for reasons of anonymity mostly but possibly legal reasons. IDK. I don’t recall signing anything.) but my job moved something similar (I don’t know 100% what it was but it was much, much smaller — probably only like 50ft long) for the U.S. government not too long ago.

No not really but that looks like one of my late-90s, Surge-fueled dream cars.

I love those Kroger coupon packs.

Krispy Krunchy has some of the worst quality control issues I’ve ever experienced. Some locations are great and others are completely garbage. It’s like they hand out franchises with no training whatsoever.

I remember really liking Hardee’s fried chicken but I also distinctly remember on several occasions the Hardee’s workers would be pissed when we ordered it. I had a big family (7 members) and they always acted like it was such a chore to scrounge together 14 pieces of fried chicken.

Has anyone tried (and succeeded) in rolling the Best Buy gift cards on the Hue starter kits (i.e., buying a Hue kit and then using the $50 GC to buy another Hue kit and thus receiving another GC)?

Has anyone tried (and succeeded) in rolling the Best Buy gift cards on the Hue starter kits (i.e., buying a Hue kit…

Ah, I should have checked the sporting goods section!

Ah, I should have checked the sporting goods section!

For some reason I’m blocked on Jalopnik but I’ll just say I love this cover! Not as much as I love the original but this cover is great — she has a really powerful voice that works with this song.

I honestly almost purchased this last night. It had dropped to $15 but by the time I was ready to check out it jumped to $17. I guess waiting saved me $3-$5.

I honestly almost purchased this last night. It had dropped to $15 but by the time I was ready to check out it…

I love the new Ginger Pepsi.

I love the new Ginger Pepsi.

Yes, they are loud. As in (and I mean this literally) on a quiet night I can hear it ticking in another room.

Yes, they are loud. As in (and I mean this literally) on a quiet night I can hear it ticking in another room.