You’re a sneaky one, aint’cha?

Nice choice!

LOL. The spirit of the Miata with the reliability of a crackhead

Checkmate, atheists!

The answer is not Miata.

Don’t worry, you’ll find another place to sleep. Sorry for your luck.

I hate to hope death on anyone but please for the love of everything don’t let this death be Prince

A Prius...I knew it...that monster.

How exactly was this supposed to work out positively in this person’s mind? Shoot the bad guy, grab a burger, make honorary deputy at the police station, sleep well and open for business tomorrow?

Nah, as a guy who has lost the ability to rock the main boulevard of his cranium, I have only a begrudging respect for the widehawk.

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

You mean like the computer and smartphone you use every day?

How many nmpg does the Hummer get?

.....Did this hit gawker?

Hold right on a sec.

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

That driver really should have had the insight to know the water was too deep.

Yeah I agree my Amex is maxed

Yeah I agree my Amex is maxed