Exactly, even his “explanations” are dotted with racism.

I gave him a moment of doubt on his first refutation, then came the history and finally him blaming BLM sealed it. Like they aren’t after bigger organizations than a tire and lube shop in Michigan.

How are the kids supposed to be able to practice if they’re spending the whole time digging their eyeballs out from the back of their skulls?

Watching a man get in a fistfight with a monkey is pretty damned funny.

Elio has a video simulation of what their configurator would look like if they had one.

And then the rest of us will mention that he is a rapist.

The funny part is that the worker DID recognize McConnell and that there isn’t normally a cover charge.

“I said, ‘I’m not big on school,’ and I will back that up,” he says.

Adam LaRoche isn’t like other professional athletes.

He throws his hands up. Don’t you get it?

You would kill A LOT of people.

It’s worth noting that the Softbank design looks like this, which implies a slyness that is missing from pretty much every modern interpretation:

GREEN AND BOLD UNTIL I DIE AND FOLD

A current warranty on a Subaru that is as good as that STI from 10 years ago?

For all we know, the frame is already bent.

Wait.

Way to go, Tyler. A white male in this country finally gets a break due to his family connections rather than talent or experience, and he goes out and fucks it up almost immediately. This is why we never get anywhere.

“Fuck. So close.”

Holy hell, I need to shave.

OSB (oriented strand board) is plywood made from scrap chips and glue - it's actually pretty cool looking as a wall.