That's twice this week he's had serious troubles driving.

[takes a shot]

And unlucky.

HA! Tell that to whoever comes up with autocross class names.

Sweat can't be helped, but if the dreaded ring is a persistent problem for you, try to pay a little extra attention to your neck right at the end of your shower.

And that's more than likely just veneer instead of decent thickness bookmatching. It is very pretty though.

This is actually really nice.

Make it happen.

You know how touchy the micks can get.

Hmmm... the term doesn't seem like the best to me. But not coming up with anything better.

Serves him right. That's not a very Safeway to shop for groceries.

[Frowns]
[Thinks]
[Walks to closet]
[Removes three cartons of bisque purchased from BJ's]
[Discards]

Stop laughing at this, assholes. I actually lost a very dear friend recently to a similar incident at a Food Lion.

You could save 15% or more by switching to Costco

Made me remember this:

Selfies of himself? Aren't all selfies of oneself?

I already got the license plates ready, son: MONDAY, 2SDAY, WENSDAY, THRSDAY,FRIDAY

GET OUT. GET OF MY INTERNETS. CALL YOUR MOM TO COME PICK YOU UP.

Get him Jared!!!!