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Oh, Next 20 years? nevermind

...can’t find any evidence to support this yet, and I know the news talked to the owner, but my hypothesis is still “100% staged.”

Have you been in one of these airports lately? Flying sucks. It really fucking sucks, beginning to end. Execs at airline companies stay up nights thinking of ways to make it suck more. And it’s inefficient, especially on shorter “commuter” routes.

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Not the fanciest Taco Bell I’ve ever seen.

Also, despite what hipster want us to believe... wearing glasses actually really sucks. Why would you want to wear them when your eyesight is ok? This is beyond me.

Completely inappropriate and unprofessional

However, the relevant issue is that Tebow is only about 3 times the pro quarterback that Drew is.

Can Tebow win on Chopped? Can he rock that polo shirt?

That picture actually gives me hope. If Kelly can get Tebow to perform a gay wedding, he can do anything...

Why would you let your child be this cruel and turn down this poor child’s party? WHY ARE PEOPLE BAGS OF DICKS!?

How I feel when I’m really gassy, and walk around in the mall cropdusting unsuspecting people with my farts...

Hearing that means a lot to me. Thanks, man.

Best part of my day. Keep up the good work!

I call it “Tijuana Mornings.”

I would also add this. Depending on where you are, they can be driven by high school students, working moms, or millionaires on vacation.