A recruiter contacted me for a job on LinkedIn. I got to the last stages of the interview but didn’t get the job (went to an internal candidate).

This kinda looks like someone passed a Saabaru going the opposite way on the interstate and then tried to draw it from memory an hour later.

Same here. The hardest part about owning glasses is having to buy prescription sunglasses.

Same here. The hardest part about owning glasses is having to buy prescription sunglasses.

Maybe I overlooked it (I had to speed read because I’m trying to appear productive at work) but is their currently any integration with other smart home ecosystems?

I few months ago I read about a local startup that would “schedule” Uber rides for you and let you make advanced reservations.

Is this similar to what Trump meant when he said he was going to “Open up the water”?

Depends on the dealership.

For me it was like watching one of those “jump scare” videos.

Is it weird that I was almost too afraid to watch the video?

No.

Yeah, limes were up to $1.29 each. Now they’re back down to like a whole case for $1.

I feel ashamed for not having thought to suggest this but, yes, Java Black Pearl is the only answer.

That set is worth it for the lifetime warranty alone.

That set is worth it for the lifetime warranty alone.

That’s kinda funny and sad.

4. Figure skating.

Possibly another one of my rants because I bring it up every time someone posts one of his creations. I really like most of his designs but I die a little inside when I see the wheels because they are just that bad.

LOL “tasteless owner.”

Jesus, how did you guys not include this:

It’s not terribly uncommon.

Secret (and other women’s deodorant) is far superior to men’s for some reason and doesn’t stain shirts the same way (and also don’t irritate my pits). I use it when I can.